CHINESE  PROVERBS

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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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Man  who run in front of car get tired

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Man who run behind  car get exhausted.

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Man with hand in pocket feel  cocky all day.

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Foolish man give wife grand piano,  wise man give wife upright organ.

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Man who walk  through airport turnstile sideways going to  Bangkok.

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best  thing on earth..

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War does not determine who is  right, war determine who is left.

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Wife who put  husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Man  who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in  basement.

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Man who fish in other man's well often  catch crabs.

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Crowded elevator smell different to  midget.

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Now send it to 10 or more people with in the  next 5 minutes!

And good luck!

Nothing will happen but 10 people  laughing at these Proverbs!

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